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The man, the myth, the living legend, Dylan Marshall; a writer way out of this world, his favorite colour is blue, but can sometimes be white, depending on his mood. Is he a rad dude with a bad 'tude? You bet! Don’t get caught in the fire that he spits it too hot for most. A poet at heart, but a warrior in reality, don’t get him going or he don’t stop. Pop rocks are his favorite, and he strives to be the very best like no one ever was. He makes culinary perfection and always seeks a tasty treat that can't be beat, he dreams of facing Gordon Ramsey in a 1v1 cook off. He dreams to travel the globe, trying spicy meals, his life doesn’t need spice, his life is spice. He writes about what's hip and cool and makes no body sound like a fool, but don’t make him look twice. His hero is John Cena, but Batman comes in a close second. Who's that it's your boy, Dylan!

Dylan Marshall, Writer, Political Analyst

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